mullets and flannel

i spent the weekend at the No Limits conference, held this year out at Kearney ... ah, middle america. and we thought we had it bad in omaha!!! anyhow. the conference is a state-wide women's studies thing, although there were some kick ass cats from south dakota (i know, it didn't make sense to me, either) there, chillin' and helpin' us cause a ruckus.

i immediately established myself as a black sheep, along with several girls in our group from omaha. we didn't simply read the papers we presented (opting instead to talk about things like we were experts), ate food we hadn't paid for, and slept through a few key-note speakers. not fitting in, whether on purpose or just cuz we were different, we rocked the weekend, altering viewpoints everywhere we went.

it's fun to be surrounded by feminists for three days. there really were all types there ... a group of us went out to a bar saturday night, and caused drama by dancing all up on one another while the boys kept buying us drinks.

disclaimer ... we did not do any of this girl on girl in order to get drinks or attention. we did it cuz the majority of the group of women we went out with self-identify as bi or lesbian, and so that's who we're gonna dance with, ya know. the drinks we got bought for us were not those we attempted to get ... guys are just nice sometimes (one i even told repeatedly wasn't gonna get ass, and he just smiled and gave me the drink).

anyhow ... good times, no hookups, hot women, and a lot of new ideas running through my head. ways to take over the midwest, to get people connected, and one awesome tee-shirt slogan ...

"no one knows i'm a drag queen" ... thanks jen, i'm totally stealing that!!!

tonite is another "L word" marathon for me, and a little homework to do ... hopefully in the next few weeks i'll get to chat w/ some of the chicas we met this weekend and continue to plot our takeover!!!

Comments

[sweet pea]

BTW... Mullets and Flannel... great, just great. Because, it just gives the complete visual of the drink buying fella's. Hilarious.

[robyn]

i actually meant it to describe what many people describe feminists as ... bull dykes w/ mullets who wear flannel ...

[sweet pea]

OHHHHH... that's even better. My Bad.

[sweet pea]

you mean like my brother in law then?

[Rae]

lolz. "hey, wanna see my vagina? i hate men."

[tiara]

i mean, i can only think of one thing more sexy than dykes with mullets in flannel.
i apologize for any perminant damage this might do for anyone that has seen this and tragically is reminded of the horror.
it has to be said.
proud wearing permed mullet dykes wearing overalls OVER the flannel...oh yes...and timberlands.
not done...
driving pt cruisers with every rainbow sticker ever printed and marketed in history on the back window, on their way home to a house with the classic rainbow flag infront so everyone knows, and inside watching ellen is her very femanine and dildo whipped girlfriend ready to fetch a beer and change the TV to monster garage for her "daddy".

i mean, this is too common for me, so talking about it is good so that i can release the deamons. but seriously, you guys may not have seen all of these charactersitics in one severe case, but im sure you have seen alot of the signs seperately. i mean, chances are if u see one of these...the rest follow, you just got lucky and wernt victim to any more of this disgusting display of gender confussion women called mullet dykes. there should seriously be a state where they have to move to immediately when any 2 of these traits form, so america can continue our recovery from the damage billy ray cyrus and has done.

but thats just me.

kbye